PIPEWOJAK $PIPEJAK
EXHIBIT A / PRIME DETECTIVEPipeWojak wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat and coat, smoking a pipehmm...
very suspicious.
LONDON, 2026 AN OPEN CASE ON SOLANA

PIPEWOJAK

$PIPEJAK UNDER INVESTIGATION
he investigated the chart.
the chart investigated him back.
CASOON

No leads. Just a pipe and a very bad feeling.

FILE NO. PIPE-001   /   CLASSIFIED, PROBABLY.SCROLL TO INVESTIGATE ↓
01 / THE BEGINNINGCASE #PIPE-001

THE CASE

UNSOLVED
METROPOLITAN MEME DIVISIONCONFIDENTIAL

A strange token
appeared on Solana.

No utility.

No roadmap.

No explanation.

PipeWojak took one look at the chart,
lit his pipe and whispered:

“interesting.”

CASE OPEN
SIGNED: P. WOJAK LEADS FOUND: 0
02 / CONNECT THE DOTSNOTHING ADDS UP

THE EVIDENCE

PERSON OF INTEREST

SUSPECT

everyone

01
WHY WOULD THEY?

MOTIVE

unknown

02
PipeWojak inspecting evidence with a magnifying glassHE KNOWS SOMETHINGOR DOES HE?
FORENSIC ANALYSIS

EVIDENCE

vibes

03
AFTER CAREFUL THOUGHT

CONCLUSION

buy more pipe

04
ALL THE PIECES. NONE OF THE ANSWERS.
03 / FIELD INSTRUCTIONSFOLLOW THE MONEY

HOW TO ACQUIRE
THE EVIDENCE

01FIRST THINGS FIRST

GET SOL

Every investigation
needs funding.

02PROCEED WITH CURIOSITY

OPEN PUMP

Enter the crime scene.

03CHECK YOUR SOURCES

FIND $PIPEJAK

Verify the contract.
Trust no one.

04FILE IT AWAY

SWAP

Evidence secured.

COLLECTED

Elementary?
Absolutely not.

THE ONLY ADDRESS THAT MATTERS
CASOON